phantom.


tell me a story
the kind from fairy tales.
but make it realistic
none of that happy ending b u l l s h i t .

forget these l u n g s, their j e a l o u s y...
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striderstuck:

sinclairsnape:

harrypotteriseverything:

what-ificantforgetyou:

nafisali:

metalhearted:

kidrauhlsupporter:

monicagellers:

bellatrixareforkids:

escapefromereality:

A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.

#I UDNERSTAND HTIS IS HRORIBLE BTU IC ANT’S TOP ALGUGHING

(via lauren)

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS! :’D

OH SNAP. “bitches be trippin’”

It’s official.
I’m going to Hell.